My Sky Doesn’t Look Like ABC 7′s Sky

I know, yet another post by Mitch today, right? I had to post another update since grounding my new orgonite wand in the center of the Chicago Loop. My skies do not match my friend Tracy’s over at ABC 7. Also, I’m going to have to start charging fees for sunshine, just like geoengineering contractors can guarantee “no rain” on your wedding day if you pay them enough (seriously, it’s a thing, look it up). Enjoy your sunny weather, Sox fans!